Posted by
Mike Bates on Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:15:37 PM
"Palin should be laughingstock to all feminists"
is the title of Mary Mitchell's column in today's Chicago Sun-Times.
In that calm, detached tone readers have come to expect, Mitchell
begins:
Sarah Palin makes me sick. I hate that she was able to
steal Barack Obama's mojo just by showing up wearing rimless glasses
and a skirt.
I hate that she makes Joe Biden look like John McCain and John McCain look like the maverick he is not.
I hate that Palin reminds me of Susan Sarandon's feisty character in
"Thelma & Louise." I loved Sarandon in that movie, yet I couldn't
stand Palin's feistiness at the Republican National Convention.
Sarah Palin makes me sick -- not because she may speak in tongues -- but because she is a fast talker.
Not even ABC's Charlie Gibson can slow Palin's mouth.
There's yet another reason Mitchell's feeling nauseated:
Sarah Palin makes me sick because although black
Democrats have been responsible for giving white candidates the boost
they needed to beat their Republican opponents in tight races, these
voters are now being insulted by feminists who say they will cross over
into the McCain camp because of her.
So we know Mitchell's primary symptom, but what's the underlying
cause? As it turns out, it's an all too common complaint among the
many suffering from Palin Derangement Syndrome:
"Frankly, Sarah Palin scares me."
Don't feel lonely, Mary. It's going around these days.
Former New York mayor Ed Koch says of Palin, "She scares the hell out of me." Actor Matt Damon calls the GOP vice presidential candidate "terrifying." New Republic editor Noam Scheiber writes:
The reason Palin scares me has more to do with
mechanics than demographics: Palin is such a sensation, and draws such
large crowds, that anything she says--particularly attacks on
Obama--immediately become part of the campaign conversation.
"Rock matriarch" - I guess that's a nice way of putting it - Sharon Osbourne admits, "I’m scared of that woman with the glasses and gun! Ugh!"
And at a Web site that boasts "the latest in green gossip," we learn that singer Pink "is terrified of Sarah Palin, says she 'hates women.'"
The fear and terror engendered by Sarah Palin among Obamatons make
Adrian Monk look like John Wayne. Then again, this could be an
opportunity. Over at the official Barack Obama site, there's a group
designated Pagans for Obama. Perhaps the campaign could institute a group named Sissies for Obama.
Or would that be redundant?