Posted by
Mike Bates on Saturday, December 05, 2009 2:37:06 PM
And they say a woman scorned can be merciless. Eric Burns once
served as the host of Fox News Watch. It's reasonable to assume he
won't be working there again any time soon. In a December 2 Huffington
Post article, "If I Still Worked at Fox News...," he
describes it as "the right-wing partial-news-but-mostly-opinion network."
A great deal of his bile, however, is directed at Glenn Beck:
Actually, Beck is a problem of taste as well as ethics.
He laughs and cries; he pouts and giggles; he makes funny faces and
grins like a cartoon character; he makes earnest faces yet insists he
is a clown; he cavorts like a victim of St. Vitus's Dance. His means of
communicating are, in other words, so wide-ranging as to suggest
derangement as much as versatility.
He is Huey Long without the political office.
He is Father Coughlin without the dour expression.
He is John Birch without the Society.
He is an embarrassment to all true conservatives, men and women who
believe sincerely, thoughtfully and sensibly that the role of
government in American life should be limited.
Of course, Beck does not call himself a conservative; he is, rather,
a libertarian, which may be defined as a conservative-squared, a person
who wants the feds to collect no money in taxes, spend no money on
programs, but make available all services that the libertarian deems
necessary for his own convenience and safety.
Along the way, Burns gets in a few jabs at Sean Hannity, Bill
O'Reilly, and even MSNBC's Keith Olbermann. He praises CNN's Campbell
Brown, who "every night. . . stages an exhibition. . . of honorable
pugnacity." He admires Jane Hall, who left Fox "for other reasons as
well, but Beck was a particular source of embarrassment to her."
Burns ponders if, were he still at Fox, he would have been as
principled as Hall. He concludes he'd have kept taking a check from
the network, but would be "searching avidly for other employment."
Fortunately for Eric, he never faced that dilemma. He was fired by
Fox News almost two years ago, a fact overlooked in his piece.
Want some sour grapes with that whine, Eric?